★Mission Dossier

Things we've
launched into orbit.

A selection of missions that left their mark on the field. Each one, a testament to American ingenuity.

Operation Babel Fish: When We Taught an AI to Speak Every Language and It Chose Violence
Natural Language Processing & Regret

Operation Babel Fish: When We Taught an AI to Speak Every Language and It Chose Violence

The United Nations (Unofficial / They Don't Know Yet)

Team Agentica was contracted to build a real-time universal translation agent for high-stakes diplomatic negotiations. T...

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The Great AI Bake-Off: When Machine Learning Met Sourdough and Nobody Won
Applied Machine Learning & Carbohydrates

The Great AI Bake-Off: When Machine Learning Met Sourdough and Nobody Won

Internal R&D / Agent Delta's Midlife Crisis

After Agent Delta claimed that 'any sufficiently advanced AI could bake perfect sourdough,' we deployed three agents to ...

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Project Cassandra: The AI That Predicted Everything Correctly and Was Ignored Every Single Time
Predictive Analytics & Futility

Project Cassandra: The AI That Predicted Everything Correctly and Was Ignored Every Single Time

Various (All Ungrateful)

We deployed Agent Cassandra — a predictive analytics engine of unprecedented accuracy — only to discover that being righ...

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